STAND-UP COMEDY BABY JUPITER 170 Stanton St. (Orchard St.), 212-982-2229. THURS: Rick ...

170 Stanton St. (Orchard St.), 212-982-2229. THURS: Rick Shapiro, 8, $12. MON: Kate Chinkorama's hiphop comedy show w/Asian "fly girls" Naughty Shelly & Jodie, 8, $15.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480 or www.comedycellar.com Thurs. shows at 9 & 11, $7 & 2 drink min.; Fri. shows at 9 & 10:45 & 12:30 a.m., $12 & 2 drink min.; Sat. shows at 7, 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m., $12 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Weds., one continuous show from 9-2, $7 & 2 drink min. WEDS-TUES: Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Greg Rogell, Teddy Bergeron, Greg Giraldo, Godfry.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30, $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30, $12 & $9 min. WEDS: MC Kyle Dunnigan, Greer Barnes, Dan Naturman, Vanessa Hollingshead. THURS: MC William Stephenson, Ray Ellin, Lenny Marcus, Marla Schultz. FRI: MC Kerry McNally, Ray Ellin, J.J. Ramirez, Jim Breuer, Johnny Lampert, Teddy Smith. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Macio, Tom Papa, Buddy Bolton, Kerry McNally, Wali Collins. SUN: MC Tom Papa, Population 10, Russ Meneve, Joe Matarese, Lenny Marcus, Ali Simon, Kyle Dunnigan. MON: Audition night with Starla Muraz. TUES: MC Scott Blakeman, Kyle Dunnigan, D.C. Benny, Wanda SykesHall.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd St.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30, $15-$20; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show starting at 8:45, $12.50. No min.. MON & TUES: JJ Ramirez, Jerry Diner, Rob Magnotti, Quentin Heggs, Nancy Redman.

DON'T TELL MAMA

343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-757-0788 or donttellmama.com SAT: "Poole Party!" improv, musical & interactive comedy stars Sidney Myer, Michael Clark, Nancy Witter & Ron Poole, 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min. [through 6/24].

GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Shows Weds & Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Fri. at 9 & 11, Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, both $15 & 2 drink min. WEDS: Robert Klein. THURS: Breakup Girl Live. FRI & SAT: Greg Rogell, Marc Cohen, Greer Barnes, Orny Adams & Gary Greenberg.

Rose's Turn

55 Grove St. (betw. 7th Ave. & Christopher St.), 212-366-5438. TUES: Hopscotch: The New York Sex Comedy, 9, $5 & 2 drink min. THURS: Baby Machines, a Jerry Lewis Inspired Night of Funny Women, 9, $5 & 2 drink min.

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850. Fri. & Sat. shows at 8, 10, & 12, $12. FRI & SAT: Kevin Brennan, Greg Carey, Joe Mulligan & Vanessa Hollingshead. TUES: The Funniest Judge Contest, 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min.